looking decidedly vampiric as Torvald Helmer in A Doll's House,
with Hope Heineke as Nora

as Dwight in Club Magic,
with Kelly O, Kim Hawthorne, Andi Morano, Nick Garcia, and Troy Helton as the rest of the Club Magic gang

as the extremely diminutive gendarme in The Heir Transparent,
with Ron "Fudge Mold" Reach as my partner in Lilliputian crime solving

the aforementioned gendarme as he appeared on the front page of the Gainesville Times

as Carl the flamboyant pimp in Getting Out,
with K. T. Curran as Arlene

as Hamlet in some play of long-forgotten name,
with Mike Traylor as Horatio

as air-headed Shakespearean actor Arthur Gossport in Harlequinade,
with Brook Davis as Edith Gossport
Dig that crazy do!

as extremely diminutive and demonically effeminate notary Pierre in
The Heir Transparent,
with Ron "Fudge Mold" Reach as fellow shorty
As the play says: "A short man charges lesser fees."

as hygienically challenged Klansman Owen Musser in The Foreigner,
with a couple of other hooded bad guys and Marissa Melton as Catherine

as Owen Musser sans sheet,
with fellow actors Michael "Sexy Pants" Huie, Marissa Melton, Eric Kerchner, David Johnson, and Lynne Ashe (you're welcome)

taking a beating as Jon, the overgrown boy from outer space,
in The Forgotten Door,
with Hugh Adams and LeeAnn Lawson
as angry hillbillies Gilby and Emma Pitts

chillin' at the crypt with curvaceous consorts Kelly O and Sarah Onsager

as the author of Wondrous Strange at a recent book signing
with fellow scribes Joshua Warren, James Newman, and Steve Eller